Яolcats

-His lethargic display of apathy and lack of industry is shameful!

-It is a legitimate response to the harsh and inconsequential nature of being. I celebrate his tenacity!

After that act of defiance Grigor was never heard from again.  And none in the company ever spoke of the incident.  He was my best friend.

Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility!  It’s imperative we reach the acid baths…

That we both may be a burden on the state, this thought above all others keeps me from sleep this night.

-The air is crisp, like fresh spring leaves.

-Do you know the time in Zurich?

-It is you! no one believed you would survive.

-We have little time, you must get these microfiche of the sub plans to Moscow

Let this serve as a warning to all betrayers!

Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his growing influence in state policy.  Perhaps it is time to cash in a favor from my friends at the Kremlin.

Yes child, enjoy your naive appreciation of life’s novelty. Soon you will grow and so will your disdain for this banal existence you once considered beautiful.

Drat, thwarted so close to freedom’s sweet caress…  I dreamed for but a taste of the decadent west, and now my eulogy is sung by guard dogs and alarm bells.

Lie back and think of summers in Kiev, o cloudless sky.

Our edifices are firm but gentle lovers!

You shall not want for steel…

The men I’ve sent to death weigh heavily on my mind; but this burden is but a fist of straw compared to the strain of the republic.

Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…

Go back to Oklahoma!

Alarm!! Don your masks or you will dance the sarin jig this night!!!

I have bested my brethren this day!!!

It is I who will inflict happiness and joy upon countless children in the Moscow Circus!

Have strength, my little cabbage. By the mercy of NKVD Order No. 00447, we have been chosen for Resettlement.

We will show the tin mines of Kolyma the true power of the proletariat.

Aaaaah… Pig iron, your musk is that of glorious industry …

If we discover you’ve been holding out, you’ll be treated to a reunion with your cousins at the bottom of the Moskva.

Your passage to the gulag is paid for in L’eggs Body Beautiful Smoothers Shaping Hosiery!

You are to make a fine wife for uncouth American businessman!

Our love was but a dalliance!

Your ascent to the cosmos will strike terror into the West!

Submit with honor, and you will earn a proper burial among your fathers!

You will now join me in oblivion.

Harvest my connective tissues so that the Motherland may restock her glue reserves…

I intend you to bear my children, this request you will not deny!

Content with the knowledge that Lenin’s body shall never decay…

The grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward!

other: You can try.

Puppy: This experience made me weak willed and afraid

other:  With this effort you will come up short every time.

You punch like a Georgian!

(The cat, he is quoting famous Russian comedian)

Sniper’s bullet would have made my death.. it is true!